Anthropomorphizing all of your belongings with googly-eyes is a great way to never feel alone again.
Courtney Austen Brown
Anthropomorphizing all of your belongings with googly-eyes is a great way to never feel alone again.
Courtney Austen Brown
Forgiveness is the blue ribbon and gift certificate you win in a photography contest for submitting a photo of a homeless man you took from across the street.
Courtney Austen Brown
A simple way to add depth to any relationship, personal or professional, is to taste each other.
Courtney Austen Brown
The secret to being an envied homemaker is not decorating one’s life, but rather living one’s decorations and owning nice things.
Courtney Austen Brown
Eliminate the word “diarrhea” from your vocabulary. It’s dirty word for dirty people and their ass problems.
Mother Austen Brown to Courtney, Age 9.
Treat yourself to a nightmare tonight. Cut whomever it most reminds you of out of your life.
Courtney Austen Brown